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The Confusingly Arousing Pack of Furry Things

“Don't Pet the Sweaty Things” Zzyzx Wolfe

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Pacific

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Furry Things

Population5.215 billion

CapitalWolfsburg
LeaderZzyzx Wolfe
FaithWuffism

Currencycommission
Animalmassive wuff

The Confusingly Arousing Pack of Furry Things is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zzyzx Wolfe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.215 billion Furries are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfsburg. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Furry Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,096 trillion commissions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,262 commissions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, nations that kill a Furry can expect a strongly worded letter, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Furry Things's national animal is the massive wuff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wuffism.

Furry Things is ranked 177,326th in the world and 6,060th in the Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -73.11 on the Rand Index.

Top
1%
Most Inclusive: 895thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,239thHighest Drug Use: 1,271stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,279thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,377thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,417thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,419thNicest Citizens: 1,464thMost Politically Free: 1,642ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,939thRudest Citizens: 1,955thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,978thTop
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,080thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,111thSmartest Citizens: 2,129thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,175thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,284thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,424thMost Developed: 2,576thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,712thLargest Governments: 2,842ndMost Cultured: 3,252ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,655thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,069thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,173rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,327thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,197thHighest Average Incomes: 5,504thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,368thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,651stNudest: 8,435thMost Pacifist: 8,881stTop
10%
Most Influential: 11,971stLongest Average Lifespans: 12,200thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,353rdMost Secular: 13,279thMost Extreme: 14,180thHighest Economic Output: 15,236thMost Stationary: 19,165th
Top
1%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 23rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 40th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 41st in the regionRudest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 45th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 46th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 57th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionMost Developed: 67th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Cultured: 72nd in the regionTop
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 90th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 92nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 104th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 116th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 158th in the regionMost Influential: 158th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 165th in the regionMost Extreme: 178th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 229th in the regionMost Pacifist: 231st in the regionNudest: 249th in the regionMost Stationary: 286th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 324th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 343rd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Populations: 427th in the regionMost Secular: 459th in the regionMost Armed: 467th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education, the Top 5% for Longest Average Lifespans, and the Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, Most Efficient Economies, Most Subsidized Industry, Rudest Citizens, and Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.

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