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The Confusingly Arousing Pack of Furry Things

“Don't Pet the Sweaty Things” Zzyzx Wolfe

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Pacific

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Furry Things

Population3.263 billion

CapitalWolfsburg
LeaderZzyzx Wolfe
FaithWuffism

Currencycommission
Animalmassive wuff

The Confusingly Arousing Pack of Furry Things is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Zzyzx Wolfe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.263 billion Furries are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfsburg. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Furry Thingsian economy, worth 658 trillion commissions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 201,734 commissions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snap elections are called over every minor impasse, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Furry Thingsian language, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown. Furry Things's national animal is the massive wuff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wuffism.

Furry Things is ranked 27,141st in the world and 796th in the Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.85 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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1%
Most Inclusive: 898thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,260thHighest Drug Use: 1,280thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,294thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,311thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,458thNicest Citizens: 1,480thTop
5%
Most Subsidized Industry: 1,622ndMost Politically Free: 1,657thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,687thMost Developed: 1,713thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,768thRudest Citizens: 1,978thSmartest Citizens: 2,204thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,268thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,383rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,418thLargest Governments: 3,022ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,025thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,158thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,608thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,748thMost Cultured: 3,865thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,256thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,959thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,128thHighest Average Incomes: 5,488thNudest: 5,951stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,300thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,520thMost Extreme: 7,305thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 7,951stMost Efficient Economies: 9,179thMost Influential: 9,750thMost Pacifist: 10,932ndMost Secular: 11,274th
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1%
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 24th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 32nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 44th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 48th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionRudest Citizens: 51st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Public Education: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Governments: 74th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 75th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 77th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 88th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 89th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 99th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 109th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 128th in the regionNudest: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 137th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 138th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 160th in the regionMost Influential: 170th in the regionMost Extreme: 174th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 194th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 219th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 306th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 308th in the regionMost Secular: 370th in the regionMost Stationary: 386th in the regionLargest Populations: 549th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Furry Thingsian language.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, self-driving cars are unpopular due to suspicion that they murder their passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Furry Things, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.

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