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The Confusingly Arousing Pack of Furry Things

“Don't Pet the Sweaty Things” Zzyzx Wolfe

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Pacific

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Furry Things

Population13.06 billion

CapitalWolfsburg
LeaderZzyzx Wolfe
FaithWuffism

Currencycommission
Animalmassive wuff

The Confusingly Arousing Pack of Furry Things is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Zzyzx Wolfe with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.06 billion Furries are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfsburg. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Furry Thingsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,746 trillion commissions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 210,262 commissions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, nations that kill a Furry can expect a strongly worded letter, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Furry Things's national animal is the massive wuff, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wuffism.

Furry Things is ranked 83,913th in the world and 692nd in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 564.26621525828 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 484thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,230thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,508thMost Politically Free: 1,596thMost Inclusive: 1,649thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,872ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,087thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,202ndNicest Citizens: 2,329thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,617thHighest Food Quality: 2,783rdSmartest Citizens: 2,901stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,969thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 3,010thRudest Citizens: 3,060thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,260thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,299thMost Developed: 3,367thMost Efficient Economies: 3,407thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,805thLargest Governments: 3,889thMost Cultured: 4,141stMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,464thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,518thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,919thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,017thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,435thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,925thHighest Economic Output: 8,174thHighest Average Incomes: 8,748thMost Pacifist: 9,496thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,901stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,020thTop
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Most Secular: 15,085thNudest: 15,376thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,225thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,551stMost Influential: 19,073rdMost Extreme: 26,722nd
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 47th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 51st in the regionNicest Citizens: 51st in the regionRudest Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 70th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 71st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 75th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 76th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 78th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionMost Cultured: 91st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionMost Developed: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 99th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 107th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 110th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionMost Extreme: 147th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 147th in the regionNudest: 154th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 197th in the regionMost Pacifist: 231st in the regionLargest Populations: 231st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 235th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 274th in the regionMost Secular: 312th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 321st in the regionMost Influential: 339th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 368th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Furry Things was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.

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