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The Green Kingdom of Furryz

“People were complaining, so *beep* it!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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Furryz

Population22.707 billion

CapitalFurcadia
LeaderCatherine
FaithCeiling Cat

Currency'Gold' Coin
AnimalCat

The Green Kingdom of Furryz is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Catherine with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.707 billion Furcadians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furcadia. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Furcadian economy, worth a remarkable 5,791 trillion 'Gold' Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,032 'Gold' Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Air Furryz is rumored to receive more government funding than the Furcadian Air Force, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furryz's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ceiling Cat.

Furryz is ranked 161,994th in the world and 3,162nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 120.6003742046 days.

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Most Secular: 161stMost Beautiful Environments: 566thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 644thBest Weather: 768thMost Developed: 846thLongest Average Lifespans: 899thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,002ndHighest Food Quality: 1,031stHealthiest Citizens: 1,036thLowest Crime Rates: 1,054thMost Cultured: 1,104thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,128thSmartest Citizens: 1,239thMost Pacifist: 1,380thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,465thLargest Governments: 1,487thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,501stMost Inclusive: 1,561stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,616thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,731stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,946thMost Efficient Economies: 2,333rdHighest Economic Output: 2,546thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,264thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,453rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,694thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,160thNicest Citizens: 4,397thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,464thHighest Average Incomes: 4,990thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,135thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,430thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,674thLargest Populations: 11,867thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,047thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,465thMost Income Equality: 22,874th
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 40th in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 50th in the regionMost Inclusive: 51st in the regionLargest Governments: 51st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 59th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 70th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 81st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 113th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 164th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 172nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 179th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 196th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 199th in the regionNicest Citizens: 208th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 254th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 327th in the regionLargest Populations: 391st in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 744th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 797th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 799th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 828th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Furryz, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Furryz, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : Following new legislation in Furryz, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Furryz, Air Furryz is rumored to receive more government funding than the Furcadian Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in Furryz, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
  • : Furryz was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Furryz, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
  • : Following new legislation in Furryz, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Furryz, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Following new legislation in Furryz, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.

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