Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Osiris
Population | 22.707 billion |
Capital | Furcadia |
Leader | Catherine |
Faith | Ceiling Cat |
Currency | 'Gold' Coin |
Animal | Cat |
The Green Kingdom of Furryz is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Catherine with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.707 billion Furcadians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Furcadia. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Furcadian economy, worth a remarkable 5,791 trillion 'Gold' Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,032 'Gold' Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Air Furryz is rumored to receive more government funding than the Furcadian Air Force, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Furryz's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ceiling Cat.
Furryz is ranked 161,994th in the world and 3,162nd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 120.6003742046 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Furryz, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Furryz, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in Furryz, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Following new legislation in Furryz, Air Furryz is rumored to receive more government funding than the Furcadian Air Force.
- : Following new legislation in Furryz, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
- : Furryz was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Furryz, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Furryz, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents.
- : Following new legislation in Furryz, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
- : Following new legislation in Furryz, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.