The Aureate Delegacy of Gagium is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Cédric Leavitt with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 16.817 billion Gagians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Louis. The average income tax rate is 6.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gagian economy, worth a remarkable 5,143 trillion Gagis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 305,835 Gagis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The St Louis Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies, and sex-ed is child's play. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gagium's national animal is the White-tailed deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gagium is ranked 7,827^th in the world and 19^th in The League for Largest Governments, scoring 38.17 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.