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The Nomadic People of Gaia Nation

“Against Civilization”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands

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Gaia Nation

Population9.473 billion

LeaderSmokey Cloud

CurrencyNaturalia
AnimalWolf

The Nomadic People of Gaia Nation is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Smokey Cloud with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, feral children, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.473 billion Gaians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Environment. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Gaian economy, worth 39.4 trillion Naturalias a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 4,156 Naturalias, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Gaian politicians, and students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Gaia Nation's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gaia Nation is ranked 85,184th in the world and 156th in 10000 Islands for Most Average, scoring 42.64 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Highest Drug Use: 11thMost Primitive: 25thMost Ignorant Citizens: 37thHighest Crime Rates: 81stMost Devout: 101stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 117thMost Armed: 160thMost Rebellious Youth: 239thBest Weather: 250thFattest Citizens: 288thMost Avoided: 300thRudest Citizens: 501stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 608thMost Beautiful Environments: 945thMost Inclusive: 2,198thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,623rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,654thNudest: 20,465thMost Influential: 22,820thMost Efficient Economies: 30,612th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 25th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Inclusive: 50th in the regionNudest: 59th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 71st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, the phrase "you might think that but I couldn't possibly comment" is the closest you'll get to a straight answer from Gaian politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, children cry as government officials steal their water pistols.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, Smokey Cloud can cry on demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, the nation's countrysides are littered with landmines due to ongoing family disputes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gaia Nation, parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park.

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