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The Retcon of Gallifrey Trenzalore

“I'll Explain Later” the Lord High President

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Doctor Who Universe

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Gallifrey Trenzalore

Population22.152 billion

Capitalthe Panopticon
Leaderthe Lord High President
Faiththe Faction Paradox

CurrencyPandak
AnimalWifferdill

The Retcon of Gallifrey Trenzalore is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Lord High President with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.152 billion Gallifrean Trenzaloreans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Panopticon. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gallifrean Trenzalorean economy, worth a remarkable 6,546 trillion Pandaks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 295,521 Pandaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Straight-edges are forced to collect rain water to avoid getting high off the water supply, the holiday spirit must not be taken to the max, the full weight of the law is being applied against hate speech, and it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gallifrey Trenzalore's national animal is the Wifferdill, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Faction Paradox.

Gallifrey Trenzalore is ranked 323,774th in the world and 17th in The Doctor Who Universe for Most Cultured, scoring 47 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 54thMost Ignorant Citizens: 402ndLargest Black Market: 408thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 489thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 500thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 714thMost Corrupt Governments: 829thMost Efficient Economies: 1,031stMost Primitive: 1,355thLargest Retail Industry: 1,386thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,761stLargest Mining Sector: 1,764thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,974thMost Avoided: 2,192ndHighest Economic Output: 2,223rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,292ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,132ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,188thTop
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Largest Governments: 3,472ndFattest Citizens: 3,897thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,038thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,134thRudest Citizens: 6,568thMost Influential: 8,805thMost Secular: 8,833rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,510thLowest Crime Rates: 15,316thLargest Populations: 15,426thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,603rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,925thMost Patriotic: 20,327thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,753rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,023rdLongest Average Lifespans: 25,654thLargest Welfare Programs: 32,610th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food'.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, the full weight of the law is being applied against hate speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, the holiday spirit must not be taken to the max.
  • : Gallifrey Trenzalore was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, straight-edges are forced to collect rain water to avoid getting high off the water supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Gallifrey Trenzalore, neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise.
  • : Gallifrey Trenzalore created a custom banner.
  • : Gallifrey Trenzalore created a custom banner.
  • : Gallifrey Trenzalore was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Gallifrey Trenzalore was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.

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