The Empire of GamerIsland69 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 806 million Gamers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isle of Gaming. The average income tax rate is 21.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Gamer economy, worth 75.5 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is 93,726 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GamerIsland69's national animal is the Gamer Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

GamerIsland69 is ranked 30,359^th in the world and 484^th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 48.45 quips per hour.