The United Communes of Garbynia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Nikolas Garbyn with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.522 billion Garbynians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Garbynian economy, worth 868 trillion Primazzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 115,429 Primazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', they say that Garbynians made a dessert and called it peace, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Nikolas Garbyn. Crime is totally unknown. Garbynia's national animal is the Siberian Husky, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Deboism.

Garbynia is ranked 74,786^th in the world and 990^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.33 law-abiding acts per hour.