The Mulchy hell of Gashia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by HRKL Mulchy with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.273 billion Gashians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of shwona city. The average income tax rate is 25.7%.

The powerhouse Gashian economy, worth 86.6 trillion gash cashes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 68,023 gash cashes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, autopsies often involve only cursory examination, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food". Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gashia's national animal is the mulchy, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gashism.

Gashia is ranked 278,051^st in the world and 714^th in 10000 Islands for Most Authoritarian, with 198.93 milliStalins.