The Scratch of Gdfsg land is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by gdfsgdfsgdfg with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, otherworldly petting zoo, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.507 billion humans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdfsg city. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Gdfsgian economy, worth 495 trillion gdfsg coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,386 gdfsg coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Dark net forums trade the encryption keys to immortality, the construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Gdfsg land's mid-life crisis, the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices, and almost all products in Gdfsg land are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gdfsg land's national animal is the gdfsgshep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is WiNDoWs LOL.

Gdfsg land is ranked 83,764^th in the world and 1,603^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 46,798.81 Standard Monetary Units.