The Ozashiki Stealth of Geisha Ninjas is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 774 million Geisha Ninjas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Geisha Ninja economy, worth 14.6 trillion Mons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,820 Mons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geisha Ninjas's national animal is the Tora, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geisha Ninjas is ranked 87,107^th in the world and 2^nd in Ninja for Nudest, with 177.75 cheeks per square mile.