by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Spotlight on:

National Flag

The People's Republic of Gelovia

“Peace and prosperity.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific

OverviewPoliciesPeopleGovernmentEconomyRankTrendCards

Gelovia

Population1.956 billion

Currencypelar
Animallion

The People's Republic of Gelovia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.956 billion Gelovians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gelovian economy, worth 248 trillion pelars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,197 pelars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, some members of Parliament are illiterate, reddish-brown is the new black, and preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gelovia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gelovia is ranked 32,174th in the world and 896th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Top
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,387thMost Influential: 2,728thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,273rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,420thNicest Citizens: 3,627thMost Pacifist: 3,882ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,073rdMost Inclusive: 4,892ndHealthiest Citizens: 4,993rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,492ndBest Weather: 5,624thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,732ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,737thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,897thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,291stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,827thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,085thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,145thLargest Governments: 7,339thSafest: 7,600thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,915thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,978thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,233rdTop
10%
Most Secular: 10,165thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,950thMost Developed: 11,445thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,148thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,012thSmartest Citizens: 13,517thMost Income Equality: 14,190thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,896th
Top
5%
Largest Welfare Programs: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 113th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 114th in the regionNicest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 137th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 139th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 142nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 153rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 162nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 170th in the regionBest Weather: 175th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 175th in the regionLargest Governments: 178th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 211th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 212th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 222nd in the regionSafest: 261st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 261st in the regionMost Influential: 320th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 339th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 346th in the regionTop
10%
Most Developed: 352nd in the regionMost Secular: 356th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 379th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 395th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 410th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 446th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 462nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 482nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 493rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 517th in the regionMost Income Equality: 595th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 634th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 701st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gelovia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of West Carlisten.
  • : Following new legislation in Gelovia, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
  • : Following new legislation in Gelovia, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Gelovia, some members of Parliament are illiterate.
  • : Gelovia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Gelovia, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Gelovia, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.
  • : Following new legislation in Gelovia, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Gelovia, write-in candidate 'Leader Sucks' is perennially popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Gelovia, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs.

More...

Report