The Commonwealth of Gemandjojos nation is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jack with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 3.256 billion Gemandjojos nationians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Environment, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dog City. The average income tax rate is 56.5%.

The powerhouse Gemandjojos nationian economy, worth 227 trillion Doggoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,848 Doggoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Smoking is banned in public areas, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gemandjojos nation's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogs.

Gemandjojos nation is ranked 172,418^th in the world and 2,714^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Conservative, scoring 53.73 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.