The Decaying Shell of Gendirt is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ŧ͓͡ค̱̎เ̤̈́г̬̒ץ̐ͅ ๏̢̀Ŧ̻͘ ̱͊Ŧคเ͙̓гเ͙͐є͙̈ร̺̚ with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, disturbing lack of elderly people, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.054 billion Gendirtors are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Hell. The average income tax rate is 3.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gendirtian economy, worth a remarkable 8,319 trillion fossilized bee heads a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 319,328 fossilized bee heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gendirt's national animal is the flesh bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Beekeeper Association.

Gendirt is ranked 315,838^th in the world and 5,990^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -1040 on the Scary Big Number Scale.