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“No Britannia Hotel! That's the prostitution hotel.” Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: Lazarus
Population | 40.675 billion |
Capital | Mikegrad |
Leader | Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I |
Faith | some sort of cult |
Currency | hyperinflated dollar |
Animal | Vietcong |
The Grand Holy Imperial Empire of General Mike is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 40.675 billion Michaels are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mikegrad. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Michaean economy, worth an astonishing 13,736 trillion hyperinflated dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 337,716 hyperinflated dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, and all the playground's a stage for Michaean schoolchildren. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. General Mike's national animal is the Vietcong, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is some sort of cult.
General Mike is ranked 4,915th in the world and 108th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 3,263.70624456 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : General Mike was endorsed by The Republic of Abulagomas.
- : General Mike was endorsed by The Sultanate of Caellip Major.
- : General Mike was endorsed by Rohida.
- : General Mike endorsed The Incorporated States of Excelsioria.
- : General Mike endorsed The Empire of Military astriads.
- : General Mike was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Excelsioria.
- : General Mike was endorsed by The Federation of Del Mondragon.
- : General Mike was endorsed by The Empire of Military astriads.
- : Following new legislation in General Mike, all the playground's a stage for Michaean schoolchildren.
- : Following new legislation in General Mike, Imperial Über Kaisführer Michael I's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 51 » Aigania, Praenestia, The New California Republic, Axixic, Ni Hon, Rommanda, Aaecilia, Treadwellia, Darkium, New Rogernomics, Saundie, Port Flynt, Perchan, Burning Pants, Guiness Freaks, The Sigometh Dynasty, Custadia, Manaric, Auralon, Leonism, The Islands of Colwell, TypoTech, Pepper Island Democratica Freeland Papri, Debussy, Aeryis, The Gelseen Hegemony, Fluffiness, Macworld, Xalivstonia, Pepe Pip, Calption, Enkowshe, Darqas, Steel Vagabonds, Oppalli, MilkyWay, Uldar Union, Wang Yao, Serlanda, Silver Minner, Literian, Los Pedrios, Juba, Marchiaa, Caravelia, Iron Alliance, Salvanium, Military astriads, Excelsioria, Caellip Major, and 1 other.Abulagomas.