The Stenchland of Generic Monkey is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mother Superior Mary Vinegarette with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and national health service. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.809 billion Generic Monkeyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Defense also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poooil. The average income tax rate is 45.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Generic Monkeyian economy, worth 659 trillion Stenchbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,902 Stenchbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Generic Monkey's national animal is the Skunk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Sisters of Ensalada Verde.

Generic Monkey is ranked 66,400^th in the world and 73^rd in The Regected Realns for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.64 law-abiding acts per hour.