The Constitutional Monarchy of Gentilis Patria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Caesar with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.409 billion Gentilis Patrians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Social Policy and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperium. The average income tax rate is 11.2%.

The all-consuming Gentilis Patrian economy, worth 494 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 91,359 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

A life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and retirees make up the bulk of foreign students. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gentilis Patria's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian.

Gentilis Patria is ranked 90,782^nd in the world and 12^th in The Equator for Safest, scoring 87.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.