The Heavenly Empire of Geonomia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Nas Sala Vandradi with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 4.126 billion Geonomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Geonomica. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Geonomian economy, worth 660 trillion Dekmals a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 160,132 Dekmals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients, artists are pillars of society, even secular Geonomians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", and stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geonomia's national animal is the Puma, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Geonomia is ranked 18,462^nd in the world and 276^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,201.09 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.