The Woodhouse Sanctum of Georg Lassen is a gargantuan, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.589 billion Georg Lassenians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.1%.

The powerhouse Georg Lassenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,540 trillion $$s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 60,197 $$s, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, divorcees attending custody disputes tend to wear black-and-white zigzag patterns, and students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art. Crime is moderate. Georg Lassen's national animal is the ^-^, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Georg Lassen is ranked 238,649^th in the world and 1^st in Right Wing Britain for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.81 law-abiding acts per hour.