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The Democratic Republic of German Defence Force I

“Raiders shall be banished”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: MG Puppet Storage

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German Defence Force I

Population2.493 billion

CurrencyTaco
AnimalDefender

The Democratic Republic of German Defence Force I is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.493 billion German Defence Force Iians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.7%.

The very strong German Defence Force Iian economy, worth 163 trillion Tacoes a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,760 Tacoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, Leader signs the laws but abides by none of them, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in German Defence Force I. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Defence Force I's national animal is the Defender, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

German Defence Force I is ranked 24,803rd in the world and 8th in MG Puppet Storage for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 11,522.78 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,038thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 13,306thHealthiest Citizens: 19,099thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,078th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force I, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in German Defence Force I.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force I, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force I, Leader signs the laws but abides by none of them.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force I, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force I, boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register.
  • : German Defence Force I was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force I, towns that stop turning a profit are turned into animal sanctuaries.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force I, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice'.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force I, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force I, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.

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