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The Republic of German Defence Force XL

“Peace and Justice”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: MG Puppet Storage

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German Defence Force XL

Population1.423 billion

Currencylira
Animalhorse

The Republic of German Defence Force XL is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.423 billion German Defence Force XLians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse German Defence Force XLian economy, worth 109 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,706 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The German Defence Force XL Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Horse Dung" has been declared a national treasure, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Defence Force XL's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

German Defence Force XL is ranked 33,288th in the world and 3rd in MG Puppet Storage for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 856.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Safest: 13,018thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,617thNicest Citizens: 22,746th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : German Defence Force XL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : German Defence Force XL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : German Defence Force XL was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XL, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XL, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XL, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Horse Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XL, the German Defence Force XL Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XL, warning signs caution German Defence Force XLians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XL, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XL, the right to a fair trial was recently abolished for reasons of convenience.

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