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The Republic of German Defence Force XLIV

“Strength Through Compliance”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: MG Puppet Storage

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German Defence Force XLIV

Population1.173 billion

Currencykrona
Animalsheep

The Republic of German Defence Force XLIV is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.173 billion German Defence Force XLIVians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. The average income tax rate is 19.2%.

The very strong German Defence Force XLIVian economy, worth 55.5 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 47,301 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

People's charity begins and ends at home, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake", and large areas of German Defence Force XLIV are not accessible by the public. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. German Defence Force XLIV's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

German Defence Force XLIV is ranked 147,761st in the world and 39th in MG Puppet Storage for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Armed: 4,194thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,650thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 19,618thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,953rdMost Conservative: 22,040th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : German Defence Force XLIV was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XLIV, large areas of German Defence Force XLIV are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XLIV, the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake".
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XLIV, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XLIV, people's charity begins and ends at home.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XLIV, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XLIV, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XLIV, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XLIV, the ban on cars has been repealed.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XLIV, bounty hunters have been dispatched to hunt down rogue bounty hunters.

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