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The Republic of German Defence Force XXV

“Might Makes Right”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: MG Puppet Storage

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German Defence Force XXV

Population1.424 billion

Currencydollar
Animalleopard

The Republic of German Defence Force XXV is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.424 billion German Defence Force XXVians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 51.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong German Defence Force XXVian economy, worth 99.9 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,179 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, and young adults still believe that leopards deliver newborns to expecting parents. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Defence Force XXV's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

German Defence Force XXV is ranked 86,092nd in the world and 24th in MG Puppet Storage for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 249.63 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Armed: 9,353rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,829thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,588thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,067thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,169th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXV, young adults still believe that leopards deliver newborns to expecting parents.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXV, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXV, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXV, obstetricians are not allowed to publish ultrasound pictures of fetuses in medical journals.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXV, the nation is MG Puppet Storage's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXV, Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty".
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXV, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : German Defence Force XXV was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXV, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXV, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show.

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