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The Republic of German Defence Force XXX

“Peace and Justice”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: MG Puppet Storage

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German Defence Force XXX

Population1.445 billion

Currencydenier
Animalunicorn

The Republic of German Defence Force XXX is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.445 billion German Defence Force XXXians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong German Defence Force XXXian economy, worth 103 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 71,500 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, and rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Defence Force XXX's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

German Defence Force XXX is ranked 47,996th in the world and 6th in MG Puppet Storage for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 617.86 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 9,687thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 20,022nd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : German Defence Force XXX was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXX, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXX, arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXX, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXX, mysterious black helicopters menace farmers to ensure compliance with straitjacketing agricultural policies.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXX, the government has been criticized for giving away German Defence Force XXX's territory to anyone who claims it.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXX, photographs that show ladies' ankles are considered risqué.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXX, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXX, basket-weaving is the nation's latest fad.
  • : Following new legislation in German Defence Force XXX, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.

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