The Controlled by Germany of German Spy Ballon is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Spy Agent 7 with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.508 billion German Spy Ballons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Munich. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The German Spy Ballionion economy, worth 181 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,709 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Spy Agent 7 has just been declared ruler of German Spy Ballon in an international press conference, it's always rabbit season, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and "Spy Agent 7 got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom. Crime is well under control. German Spy Ballon's national animal is the golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

German Spy Ballon is ranked 95,991^st in the world and 2^nd in Coregia for Most Primitive, scoring 12.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.