Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Europe
Population | 3.869 billion |
Capital | TyraneoSaurous |
Leader | S L Isaac Brecheortur Sr V |
Faith | Isaitianity |
Currency | Reichsmark |
Animal | German dreadnognt |
The Dictatorship of German Tyrane is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by S L Isaac Brecheortur Sr V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.869 billion German Tyraneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TyraneoSaurous. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.9%.
The frighteningly efficient German Tyranean economy, worth 834 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,631 Reichsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Tyrane's national animal is the German dreadnognt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Isaitianity.
German Tyrane is ranked 122,296th in the world and 656th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,466.07 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : German Tyrane voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "All We Want for Christmas Is You"".
- : German Tyrane voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
- : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
- : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
- : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in German Tyrane to be bombproof.
- : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
- : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, German Tyranean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 107 » Meropis, Agatep, Bastile, Raghallaigh, Invernessia, Ortigia, Northern German Federation, UGBK, Slavatania, Thracia Republic, Walfo, Nardin, Trixeland, Rary, North of Americas, Yahlia, Iceagea, Irminsulia, Iquerian, Dark Matter, The Champions League, Salwonia, Northern Socialist States, An Clar, Foudina, Leranditale, New Eestiball, Skalliad, St Scarlett, Imperium Anglorum, Balcem, Basque Dominion, Karnea, Regnum Italiae, Istastioner, KKoRea, Jim the Baptist, The AbelLandia, Wombelland, Zaznia, Cot Deviet, Agausia, Reiserland, Armbruster, Someseni, The Oriental Empire, Thracia and Crimea, Calicov, Myanerus, Alsted, and 57 others.Scytharum, Wamia, Ottterland, Kronverg, Woodlands, Cambany, Apocalypse Borg, Chronus, Faack, CSB SA Union, Western Balkania, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Parsininsa, X Country, New Vardarland, Communist-Denmark, Outer Sparta, Mallor, The Sigometh Dynasty, Greater Bahland, Newex Nov Can, DeNorSweLand, Younglandia, Soveriegn, Convilla, Great Whiteland, Dizgovzy, The New Nordic Union, Ferranghia, New Kowloon Bay, National Federation, Eistalia, Iskalland, Tax Haven Islands, Ukrainida, Quincy, Stumphosse Res, Grego, Opiachus WA Mission, Paidousistan, MY Holiness, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, Nordharz, Mollow, Skorpiie, Union of Rossiya, Sarcie, Potatopelago, Pacifian, BiG Uganda, NorthPortugal, Cheesystan, Flaey, Leviggo, Agartia, Binchiling Guy, and Kanokla.