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The Dictatorship of German Tyrane

“Halte dich an die Regeln und tu was ich sage oder du st”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Europe

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German Tyrane

Population3.869 billion

CapitalTyraneoSaurous
LeaderS L Isaac Brecheortur Sr V
FaithIsaitianity

CurrencyReichsmark
AnimalGerman dreadnognt

The Dictatorship of German Tyrane is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by S L Isaac Brecheortur Sr V with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.869 billion German Tyraneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of TyraneoSaurous. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.9%.

The frighteningly efficient German Tyranean economy, worth 834 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 215,631 Reichsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. German Tyrane's national animal is the German dreadnognt, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Isaitianity.

German Tyrane is ranked 122,296th in the world and 656th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,466.07 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,587thMost Influential: 2,097thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,535thMost Armed: 2,746thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,935thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,115thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,300thMost Patriotic: 5,217thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,519thMost Conservative: 6,771stLargest Mining Sector: 7,234thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,096thHighest Average Incomes: 8,727thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,866thMost Devout: 10,083rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,625thMost Efficient Economies: 10,819thLargest Governments: 11,054thLargest Black Market: 11,090thLowest Crime Rates: 12,199thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,512thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,755thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,475thMost Developed: 17,148thLargest Retail Industry: 17,854thMost Cultured: 19,767thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,716thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,300thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,916thMost Authoritarian: 27,317thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,175th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Armed: 23rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionMost Conservative: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 37th in the regionMost Patriotic: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionMost Devout: 49th in the regionLargest Black Market: 56th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 72nd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 114th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 135th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 150th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : German Tyrane voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "All We Want for Christmas Is You"".
  • : German Tyrane voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in German Tyrane to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in German Tyrane, German Tyranean soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.

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