by Max Barry

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The Red Holy Federal Republic of Germanic and Jewish people

“Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit” Friedrich Ebert

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: 10000 Islands


Germanic and Jewish people

Population12.15 billion

Capitalניו ברלין
LeaderFriedrich Ebert


The Red Holy Federal Republic of Germanic and Jewish people is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Friedrich Ebert with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.15 billion Germanic and Jewish peoples have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ניו ברלין. The average income tax rate is 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Germanic and Jewish peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,807 trillion Deutschmarks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 148,804 Deutschmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Carefully-staged grief is displayed by Friedrich Ebert after national disasters, children raised in multi-faith households claim the other deity would let them stay up later, everyone apparently sends Friedrich Ebert hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, and disposable antiseptic wipes are considered a social necessity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germanic and Jewish people's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Germanic and Jewish people is ranked 16,208th in the world and 310th in 10000 Islands for Smartest Citizens, with 70.88 quips per hour.

Most Influential: 4,325thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,032ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,784thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,025thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,245thLargest Black Market: 10,796thLowest Crime Rates: 10,816thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,948thHighest Economic Output: 10,971stMost Developed: 11,336thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,411thLargest Retail Industry: 12,222ndMost Secular: 13,192ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 14,061stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,023rdMost Corrupt Governments: 15,125thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,140thLargest Governments: 15,257thHighest Average Incomes: 15,792ndSmartest Citizens: 16,208thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,242ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,432ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,748thMost Efficient Economies: 16,865thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,085thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,840thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,248thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,556thMost Patriotic: 20,681stMost Subsidized Industry: 21,364thLargest Mining Sector: 22,431st
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 70th in the regionLargest Black Market: 79th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 88th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 120th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 126th in the region