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The Islamic Republic of Ghadem

“Justice, Devotion and Virtue”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Calme Ybovien

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Ghadem

Population9.174 billion

CapitalKhârzis
LeaderSupreme Guide Arib Haddani
FaithIslam

Currencymurwa
Animalcobra

The Islamic Republic of Ghadem is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Guide Arib Haddani with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, flagrant waste-dumping, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.174 billion Ghademians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khârzis. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient ghademian economy, worth a remarkable 4,965 trillion murwas a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 541,225 murwas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,555,859 per year while the poor average 67,915, a ratio of 37.6 to 1.

Groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety', kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named", attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging, and the government is outsourcing itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Ghadem's national animal is the cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Ghadem is ranked 307th in the world and 8th in Calme Ybovien for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 23,849.99 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 100thMost Devout: 118thLargest Agricultural Sector: 126thMost Patriotic: 177thMost Ignorant Citizens: 183rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 183rdLargest Mining Sector: 188thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 224thLargest Insurance Industry: 224thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 233rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 271stLargest Retail Industry: 291stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 338thHighest Average Incomes: 349thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 401stMost Corrupt Governments: 506thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 506thFattest Citizens: 540thMost Primitive: 541stMost Avoided: 621stLargest Black Market: 685thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 781stMost Efficient Economies: 1,008thLowest Crime Rates: 1,096thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,242ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,302ndLargest Governments: 1,726thMost Conservative: 2,033rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,607thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,635thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,048thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,773rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,568thMost Authoritarian: 11,163rdTop
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Most Influential: 20,061stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33,038th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ghadem, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghadem, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghadem, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
  • : Following new legislation in Ghadem, groups of three or more trees are cut down in the name of 'child safety'.
  • : Ghadem was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghadem, life is short but human kindness is endless.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghadem, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghadem, people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day".
  • : Following new legislation in Ghadem, songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti.
  • : Following new legislation in Ghadem, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.

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