The Imperial Federation of Ghearmain is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Risteard III with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 24.071 billion Ghearmanaigh have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caipitil chathair. The average income tax rate is 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ghearmanach economy, worth a remarkable 9,816 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 407,833 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, time flies when you're not having fun, and children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Ghearmain's national animal is the Leon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Ghearmain is ranked 2,024^th in the world and 33^rd in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 107.06 flags saluted per person per day.