The Stratocratic Dictatorship of Gianaretopolicobrica is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Military Commissar Iondi Qhabal with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, rum-swilling pirates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 4.756 billion Gianaretopolicobri are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyndr. The average income tax rate is 67.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Gianaretopolicobri economy, worth 304 trillion Rohds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,116 Rohds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless, employees are told they can avoid traffic jams by starting work at 4 AM, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and the Gianaretopolicobri Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gianaretopolicobrica's national animal is the Yeti, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gianaretopolicobrica is ranked 297,582^nd in the world and 157^th in Barbaria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8.25 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.