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The Christmas Winter Wonderland of Gine Caruttiva

“All I want for christmas is you” Father Gine

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

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Gine Caruttiva

Population4.423 billion

CapitalCaruttiva
LeaderFather Gine
FaithGinian Yodlism

CurrencySocial
Animalworker bee

The Christmas Winter Wonderland of Gine Caruttiva is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Father Gine with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.423 billion Gines are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caruttiva. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Ginian economy, worth 768 trillion Socials a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 173,671 Socials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, the government is lax about national security during the Christmas period (Gine Caruttiva has found 10 easter eggs), city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, and the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Gine Caruttiva. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gine Caruttiva's national animal is the worker bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Ginian Yodlism.

Gine Caruttiva is ranked 4,535th in the world and 18th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Safest, scoring 131.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Most Pacifist: 1,835thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,263rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,296thNicest Citizens: 2,371stMost Inclusive: 2,498thMost Influential: 2,845thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,986thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,086thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,359thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,712thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,766thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,803rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,867thHighest Food Quality: 3,919thSafest: 4,535thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,025thLargest Governments: 5,091stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,420thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,595thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,689thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,911thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,003rdMost Developed: 6,204thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,213thMost Cultured: 6,246thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,344thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,632ndSmartest Citizens: 6,692ndBest Weather: 7,133rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,249thMost Efficient Economies: 8,020thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,060thHealthiest Citizens: 9,746thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,976thLowest Crime Rates: 12,301stTop
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Most Secular: 15,877thHighest Average Incomes: 16,977thNudest: 18,967thMost Income Equality: 26,826thMost Politically Free: 28,082ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 28,287thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 31,312th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionSafest: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionMost Extreme: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gine Caruttiva, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Gine Caruttiva.
  • : Following new legislation in Gine Caruttiva, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Gine Caruttiva, the government is lax about national security during the Christmas period (Gine Caruttiva has found 10 easter eggs).
  • : Gine Caruttiva was endorsed by The Federation of Silves.
  • : Gine Caruttiva lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Gine Caruttiva, search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country.
  • : Gine Caruttiva was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Gine Caruttiva, board shorts have replaced board rooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Gine Caruttiva, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Gine Caruttiva, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.

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