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The Modified Giovanniland Flag of Gio Farm 125

“Card Farming”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Giovanniland

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Gio Farm 125

Population8.104 billion

Currencycard
Animalfarmer

The Modified Giovanniland Flag of Gio Farm 125 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.104 billion Gio Farm 125ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 125ian economy, worth 782 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 96,571 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and the homeless more often beg for mercy than money. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 125's national animal is the farmer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Gio Farm 125 is ranked 87,035th in the world and 130th in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.8570586446 days.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,975thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 15,881stLargest Black Market: 19,037thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,095thMost Devout: 21,363rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,366th
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Most Average: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 40th in the regionMost Avoided: 42nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 51st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gio Farm 125's influence in Giovanniland fell from "Squire" to "Page".
  • : Gio Farm 125's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 125, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 125, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 125, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 125, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 125, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 125, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 125, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 125, the government has returned all business to private ownership.

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