Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Giovanniland
Population | 7.998 billion |
Currency | card |
Animal | farmer |
The Democratic Brazil of Gio Farm 192 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.998 billion Gio Farm 192ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 192ian economy, worth 986 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 123,345 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,642 per year while the poor average 34,637, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
Politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, and reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 192's national animal is the farmer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Gio Farm 192 is ranked 87,106th in the world and 197th in Giovanniland for Most Stationary, with 526.84791281712 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gio Farm 192's influence in Giovanniland fell from "Squire" to "Page".
- : Gio Farm 192's influence in Giovanniland rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Gio Farm 192 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 192, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 192, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 192, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 192, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 192, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 192, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers.
- : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 192, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.