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The Dominion of Gio Farm 7

“Card Farming”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Giovanniland

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Gio Farm 7

Population10.149 billion

Currencycard
Animalfarmer

The Dominion of Gio Farm 7 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.149 billion Gio Farm 7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 7ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,517 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,522 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 7's national animal is the farmer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gio Farm 7 is ranked 1,365th in the world and 2nd in Giovanniland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 9,209.94 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,365thTop
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Nudest: 7,909thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,279thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,161stLargest Black Market: 14,712thTop
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Most Inclusive: 18,304thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,191stHighest Economic Output: 20,845thLargest Mining Sector: 21,266thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,897thLargest Governments: 22,098thMost Efficient Economies: 23,697thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,700thMost Patriotic: 24,798thMost Devout: 24,930thHighest Average Incomes: 25,362ndLowest Crime Rates: 25,407thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,959thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,171stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27,236thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,407thMost Corrupt Governments: 27,719thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,209thHighest Food Quality: 31,907thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33,975th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 31st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 42nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 52nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 7, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Gio Farm 7 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 7, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Gio Farm 7 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 7, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 7, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 7, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
  • : Gio Farm 7 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 7, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds.
  • : Following new legislation in Gio Farm 7, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.

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