Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Giovanniland
The Dominion of Gio Farm 7 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.149 billion Gio Farm 7ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Gio Farm 7ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,517 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,522 cards, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gio Farm 7's national animal is the farmer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Gio Farm 7 is ranked 1,365th in the world and 2nd in Giovanniland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 9,209.94 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Gio Farm 7, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
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Gio Farm 7 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Gio Farm 7, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
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Gio Farm 7 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Gio Farm 7, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
- : Following new legislation in
Gio Farm 7, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore.
- : Following new legislation in
Gio Farm 7, army uniforms are replaced en masse to accommodate adult soldiers.
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Gio Farm 7 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Gio Farm 7, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds.
- : Following new legislation in
Gio Farm 7, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.