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The Lavender Delegate of Giovanniland

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Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: the West Pacific

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Giovanniland

Population6.3 billion

CapitalGiovannistadt
LeaderKing Giovanni I
FaithVioletism

CurrencyGolden Orbs
AnimalHyacinth macaw

The Lavender Delegate of Giovanniland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Giovanni I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.3 billion Giovannilandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giovannistadt. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Giovannilandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,080 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 488,992 Golden Orbs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for King Giovanni I's eyes only', organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, refugees from other nations are flocking to Giovanniland's border, and the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Giovanniland's national animal is the Hyacinth macaw, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Violetism.

Giovanniland is ranked 1,514th in the world and 28th in the West Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 30,526.92 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 67thRudest Citizens: 72ndMost Influential: 272ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 293rdHighest Poor Incomes: 345thHighest Crime Rates: 360thMost Armed: 364thLargest Gambling Industry: 416thHighest Average Incomes: 418thMost Rebellious Youth: 447thMost Subsidized Industry: 574thLargest Information Technology Sector: 701stMost Efficient Economies: 829thMost Inclusive: 861stFattest Citizens: 877thLargest Black Market: 895thMost Advanced Public Education: 996thHighest Drug Use: 1,029thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,040thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,186thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,217thMost Politically Free: 1,307thLargest Governments: 1,318thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,462ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,464thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,480thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,484thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,514thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,540thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,557thHighest Food Quality: 1,597thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,644thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,732ndMost Cultured: 1,770thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,075thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,397thSmartest Citizens: 2,460thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,597thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,288thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,864thMost Patriotic: 4,086thLargest Retail Industry: 4,362ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,189thHighest Economic Output: 5,504thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,927thNudest: 9,436thTop
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Best Weather: 19,998thMost Stationary: 23,806thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24,602nd
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 38th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 49th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 57th in the regionMost Patriotic: 65th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 82nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 84th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 98th in the regionNudest: 106th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 121st in the regionMost Stationary: 243rd in the regionMost Extreme: 259th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 362nd in the regionBest Weather: 410th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 515th in the regionMost Developed: 564th in the region

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