The Western Card Czar of Giovanniland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Giovanni I with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, rampant corporate plagiarism, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 3.369 billion Giovannilandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giovannistadt. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Giovannilandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion Golden Orbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 338,843 Golden Orbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, and pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Giovanniland's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Giovanniland is ranked 234,542^nd in the world and 5,666^th in the West Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 35.13 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.