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The Allied States of Girldom

“No Boys Allowed!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Spoiled Cats

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Girldom

Population19.348 billion

CapitalThe Rose Garden
LeaderAnnette

CurrencyRose
AnimalButterfly

The Allied States of Girldom is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Annette with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.348 billion Girls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Rose Garden. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Girly economy, worth a remarkable 3,463 trillion Roses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 179,008 Roses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, and more and more people are signing up for the government party. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Girldom's national animal is the Butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Girldom is ranked 205,298th in the world and 5th in Spoiled Cats for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -39.5 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Top
1%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 166thNicest Citizens: 225thMost Compassionate Citizens: 282ndLargest Welfare Programs: 297thMost Pacifist: 303rdMost Rebellious Youth: 411thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 570thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 601stBest Weather: 657thLeast Corrupt Governments: 799thMost Advanced Public Education: 904thSafest: 1,008thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,098thHealthiest Citizens: 1,118thMost Developed: 1,140thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,162ndLongest Average Lifespans: 1,332ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,438thMost Cultured: 1,626thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,028thTop
5%
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,153rdLargest Governments: 2,310thMost Inclusive: 2,898thMost Devout: 3,002ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,167thHighest Economic Output: 3,389thSmartest Citizens: 3,500thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,584thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,627thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,859thLargest Populations: 6,861stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,241stMost Stationary: 7,848thHighest Average Incomes: 8,475thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 14,353rdMost Efficient Economies: 20,338thMost Income Equality: 20,444th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Girldom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Girldom, more and more people are signing up for the government party.
  • : Following new legislation in Girldom, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Following new legislation in Girldom, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Girldom, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Girldom, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Girldom was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Girldom, diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak.
  • : Following new legislation in Girldom, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Girldom, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Rose treacle machine.

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