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The Federation of Gjorka

“In truth we seek, in pride we take” Someone

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The League of Conservative Nations



Population5.501 billion

Capitalthat small town over that hill

AnimalWhat came first the Chicken or the Egg

The Federation of Gjorka is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Someone with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.501 billion YEET Bois are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of that small town over that hill. The average income tax rate is 19.0%.

The strong YEET Boi economy, worth 546 trillion Yeets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 99,392 Yeets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks", citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, and hunters often become the hunted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gjorka's national animal is the What came first the Chicken or the Egg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weed.

Gjorka is ranked 151,069th in the world and 101st in The League of Conservative Nations for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -13.04 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Devout: 7,383rdTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 9,746thLargest Retail Industry: 9,857thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,874thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,230thLargest Black Market: 11,310thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,934thMost Influential: 12,059thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,497thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,791stHighest Drug Use: 13,011thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,902nd
Highest Drug Use: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Caezar, Creeperopolis, and Icaris.

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