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The Federation of Gjorka

“In truth we seek, in pride we take”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: The League of Conservative Nations



Population7.212 billion

Capitalthat small town over that hill

AnimalWhat came first the Chicken or the Egg

The Federation of Gjorka is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Someone with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.212 billion YEET Bois are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of that small town over that hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.0%.

The YEET Boi economy, worth 683 trillion Yeets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 94,804 Yeets, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet, and cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gjorka's national animal is the What came first the Chicken or the Egg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weed.

Gjorka is ranked 134,830th in the world and 94th in The League of Conservative Nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 7,351stMost Devout: 8,335thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,554thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 11,961stLargest Black Market: 12,939thLargest Retail Industry: 14,008thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,326thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,662ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,834thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,529thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,604thHighest Drug Use: 19,696th
Highest Drug Use: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Caezar, Creeperopolis, Eminople, Icaris, Aeternitatia, The Andrewian Republic, Willdavie, and San Carlos Islands.

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