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The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr

“Sun Rituals are extremely forbidden.” Crown Prince Remus Raewyn

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Glacikaldr

Population15.951 billion

CapitalDal'Kaldera
LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

CurrencyCrimin
AnimalYellow Snow Beaver

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 15.951 billion Glacikaldrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,232 trillion Crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 202,682 Crimins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, the banhammer is a standard police sidearm, and a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the Yellow Snow Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 210,897th in the world and 5,383rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Conservative, scoring 43.67 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,990thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4,021stLargest Governments: 4,241stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,324thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,443rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,449thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,552ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,054thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,091stMost Developed: 5,095thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,156thHealthiest Citizens: 5,916thBest Weather: 6,065thSmartest Citizens: 6,477thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,618thHighest Economic Output: 6,903rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,916thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,673rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,728thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,974thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,169thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,676thMost Influential: 9,780thHighest Food Quality: 10,084thHighest Average Incomes: 10,433rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,030thMost Inclusive: 11,497thMost Secular: 12,275thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,529thMost Efficient Economies: 12,786thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,344thMost Cultured: 15,021stTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 17,858thMost Patriotic: 19,580thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,981stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,602ndLargest Populations: 26,459thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,841st
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 78th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 112th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 114th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 124th in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 129th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 133rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 163rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 163rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 169th in the regionBest Weather: 174th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 177th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 178th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 199th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 202nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 213th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 215th in the regionMost Influential: 219th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 221st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 233rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 234th in the regionMost Inclusive: 246th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 251st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 255th in the regionMost Secular: 278th in the regionMost Cultured: 328th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 410th in the regionLargest Populations: 465th in the regionMost Patriotic: 482nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 482nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 491st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 544th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 614th in the region

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