The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.294 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 208,870 crimins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the zombie giant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 160,823^rd in the world and 4,824^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Devout, with 2.94 Prayers Per Hour.