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The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr

“Sun Rituals are extremely forbidden.” Crown Prince Remus Raewyn

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: the Rejected Realms



Population7.092 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

Animalspooky scary skeleton

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.092 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,485 crimins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, royal babies are so on-point right now, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the spooky scary skeleton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 55,635th in the world and 1,587th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,466.96 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 3,317thLowest Crime Rates: 3,501stLargest Governments: 3,698thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,071stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,532ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,664thMost Developed: 4,856thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,903rdHealthiest Citizens: 5,066thHighest Average Incomes: 5,526thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,149thSmartest Citizens: 6,533rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,843rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,235thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,102ndBest Weather: 8,310thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,534thMost Secular: 8,843rdMost Beautiful Environments: 9,077thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,125thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,307thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,531stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,681stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,686thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,979thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,333rdTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,809thHighest Economic Output: 10,819thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,289thMost Inclusive: 11,325thMost Influential: 11,530thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,576thMost Cultured: 13,274thLargest Retail Industry: 13,448thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,786th
Lowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionMost Developed: 115th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 118th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 123rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 156th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 158th in the regionMost Influential: 180th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 194th in the regionBest Weather: 197th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 203rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 203rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 225th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 227th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 227th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 239th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 250th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 254th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 260th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 270th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 277th in the regionMost Secular: 287th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 290th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 297th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 316th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 339th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 348th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 360th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 370th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 389th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 541st in the region

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