The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 8.259 billion Glacikaldrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,752 trillion crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 212,202 crimins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make Glacikaldrian mussels the biggest in the Rejected Realms, and citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the spooky scary skeleton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 62,097^th in the world and 2,383^rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Black Market, with 1.68 trillion Standard Monetary Units.