The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.092 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,485 trillion crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 209,485 crimins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, royal babies are so on-point right now, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, and standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the spooky scary skeleton, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 55,635^th in the world and 1,587^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,466.96 on the Hickory Productivity Index.