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The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr

“Sun Rituals are extremely forbidden.” Crown Prince Remus Raewyn

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population5.294 billion

LeaderCrown Prince Remus Raewyn
FaithDramoon Zyonnism

Animalzombie giant

The Holy Frozen Purple Empire of Glacikaldr is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Crown Prince Remus Raewyn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.294 billion Glacikaldrians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dal'Kaldera. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Glacikaldrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion crimins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 208,870 crimins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, and deli patrons examine their roast beef for undetonated explosives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glacikaldr's national animal is the zombie giant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dramoon Zyonnism.

Glacikaldr is ranked 160,823rd in the world and 4,824th in the Rejected Realms for Most Devout, with 2.94 Prayers Per Hour.

Highest Poor Incomes: 2,817thLowest Crime Rates: 3,781stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,887thLargest Governments: 3,896thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,695thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,873rdMost Developed: 4,877thHighest Average Incomes: 5,061stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,093rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,228thHealthiest Citizens: 5,566thMost Efficient Economies: 6,091stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,323rdMost Influential: 6,411thSmartest Citizens: 6,649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,655thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,755thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,756thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,760thMost Secular: 8,072ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,085thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,381stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,534thBest Weather: 8,662ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,906thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,030thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,223rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,303rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,742ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,835thMost Cultured: 11,190thMost Inclusive: 11,904thLargest Retail Industry: 12,258thHighest Economic Output: 13,075thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,771stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,186th
Highest Poor Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 85th in the regionLargest Governments: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionMost Developed: 112th in the regionMost Influential: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 118th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 131st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 131st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 134th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 139th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 146th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 150th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 153rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 179th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 186th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 188th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 193rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 194th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 194th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 195th in the regionMost Secular: 199th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 202nd in the regionBest Weather: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 211th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 213th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 215th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 233rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 242nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 246th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 260th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 288th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 303rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 451st in the region

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