by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Federation of Global Twitter

“I'd rather choose communism”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The Rejected Pacific


Global Twitter

Population106 million


The Federation of Global Twitter is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 106 million Global Twitterians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.4%.

The strong Global Twitterian economy, worth 5.28 trillion Bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,857 Bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Adultery has been made a capital offence, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, casino tax breaks are even bigger than their jackpots, and the government is deliberately installing bloatware onto computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Global Twitter's national animal is the Twitter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Global Twitter is ranked 131,504th in the world and 1st in The Rejected Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.23 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,288thMost Conservative: 15,735thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,451st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


View Forum posts