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The Tri-Planetary Coalition of Glurponia

“Towards Greatness | Ehk Ciufst Ktos | Óirauénuia-ió” Federal Council

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Location: The North Pacific



Population7.68 billion

Capitalthe Megalopolis
LeaderFederal Council

Currencystandardized unit

The Tri-Planetary Coalition of Glurponia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Federal Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.68 billion Glurpons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Glurpone economy, worth a remarkable 1,569 trillion standardized units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,394 standardized units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The same 7680 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Federal Council's every word on Twitcher, the nation is so apathetic that Glurpons can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, and the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand. Crime is totally unknown. Glurponia's national animal is the tarrasque, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Homestuck.

Glurponia is ranked 1,730th in the world and 66th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,104.58 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 210thMost Influential: 344thMost Valuable International Artwork: 380thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 635thMost Inclusive: 636thMost Secular: 722ndMost Pacifist: 787thMost Compassionate Citizens: 936thLeast Corrupt Governments: 953rdNicest Citizens: 1,044thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,076thMost Developed: 1,170thSafest: 1,217thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,250thHealthiest Citizens: 1,396thBest Weather: 1,407thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,442ndRudest Citizens: 1,590thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,730thSmartest Citizens: 1,857thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,901stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,973rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,238thTop
Largest Governments: 2,269thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,350thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,406thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,442ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,626thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,687thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,776thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,872ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,078thMost Efficient Economies: 3,327thLowest Crime Rates: 4,832ndMost Cultured: 5,415thHighest Average Incomes: 5,931stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,608thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,269thHighest Economic Output: 10,313thTop
Most Stationary: 13,322ndHighest Drug Use: 15,565thMost Politically Free: 18,376th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 45th in the regionMost Pacifist: 47th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 57th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 57th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 59th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 62nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 62nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 66th in the regionNicest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Developed: 70th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 77th in the regionSafest: 77th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 94th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 101st in the regionMost Influential: 101st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 101st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 113th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 116th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 118th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 124th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 142nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 143rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 148th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 151st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 161st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 163rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 195th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 247th in the regionMost Politically Free: 272nd in the regionMost Cultured: 276th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 279th in the regionMost Stationary: 295th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 325th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 326th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 398th in the regionTop
Nudest: 582nd in the regionLargest Populations: 690th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand.
  • : Glurponia was endorsed by The Empire of Imperial Pieserged.
  • : Glurponia was endorsed by The Republic of AVALOHIA.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends.
  • : Glurponia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, the nation is so apathetic that Glurpons can barely find the energy to bring new issues to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, the same 7680 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Federal Council's every word on Twitcher.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Glurponia, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes.
  • : Glurponia was endorsed by The Queendom of WeKnow.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 394 » El Fiji Grande, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, Prydania, Destructive Government Endorsing System, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Great Bights Mum, Pasargad, 1 very fast endotarter, Loutsland, Corfad, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Kwaj, Sil Dorsett, Notyoutopia, Omnistria, Sundred, Frances Francis the First of France, Joodey, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, Napnomadia, Potatolandium, Steampunk Ariel, Wilkshire, Maott, The Bureaucratic Territories, Selfgradatude, Unsophisticate, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Shadowrik, Trillius, Sunto, Dar es Saalam, Guer Aike, Dreadton, SORT, Pleroma Sans Romans, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Chukstik Illahi, PlanetPunk, Wineclaw, Holy Oranz, Acrabinnia, Former English Colony, Alice Gardens, Cors Evia, Siwale, and 344 others.Advancia-Sizzletown, Aetulia, Manticore utopia, Fizban, Lemonbiscuits, Walter Jackson, Cloydicia, Abiswashyo-bhumi, The Iron Lions, Ice and Tinian, North Bratislava, Blackphir, The Most Freedom Ever, Antiyard, BrightFutures, Azzarel, Zumlandia, Zokk, Esplandia, Arimbia, Valhalla123, Montarc, Daiz, Moubarakistan, Free Culture, Centromuria, Central Ryal, Humptalumpta, Dopeland420, Gilakistan, Choistan, East Supple Lund, David Davidson, Diodone, Fascist Democracy, Holy Marcus Empire, French Bananastan, Detrivania, Yukti, Ilisseia, Cinnibar, Empy, Independent Halls, Lorigia, Miamington, Necromonia, Minuda, LostLegion, United Draconia, Karazan, Marmiedon, Dicko, Felpolandia, Newpromisedland, Nordic-British Union, Revolutionary Sealand, North Armatas, Partax, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Panama Coalition, Orado, The Sinclarian Provinces, The Windmilluminati, The English Alliance, The Discipled, Novaray, Newam, Nakayo, The Austro Germanic Union, Island States of Skelldia, Solidair, Old Emporia, Phoronu, Western Vapia, United States of Americanas, Yemet, New Trisone, Vincone Cae, Virillum, Saint Alaric, United Asgardian States, Pauliestien, Wooleystan, Dylanana, Vexilia, Republic of New Atlantis, East Wushen, Phualand, United States of Medford, Viridiann, Ever dark, The AP Republic, Pradovnia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Wisconsota, Tarr-Nation, Haor Chall, Bearical, Zankioa, United Kahndaq, Runeda, Orenmark, New Lakemba, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zeternia, New Octicarg, Pallaith, PotatoFarmers, Vernest Quill, McMasterdonia, Preble, VietAnhland, The O C, Freyford, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Stratosphere Islands, Solskjar, The Real Ram Ranch, Gnomewatchers, Kingdom Of Manaf, Clan Spaniel, Fel Imass, Leonfire, Quentiam Viventem, Ereena, Iceland People, Kappacon, Kranostav, Zecit, Pazair, Tachycardia, Dabarastan, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, TJUN-ia, Rumagna, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Zixu, Fraguale Cothe, Vesuva, Jovian Knights, Iron Cladia, Interdimensional Zone, Nationeer, Altivia, Nolambur, The Greylands, Hollow Temple, Sile Maungistan, Anungu, The New Communist Republic Of States, Soviet Terran, Merconitonitopia, Vathnutum, Vloetia, The Republic of Wulfardia, Zupla, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Praeceps, Austral States of America, Eraver, Nova Arcania, Volstokn, Avemterra, Loli County, Arlens Apartment, Alamei, Hamerica, Singamadri, The Sansvich, Heloonia, Rad Lads, Ivy Rekkia, States of Asra, Lucedeia, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Dakota Territories, Godwanna, Universal State Formula, Ausnakulia, Amblegreserland, Arquadea, Yokciq Empire, Wit Noreis, Hyphen, AAA Provisional Empire, Xyrron, New Jamgra, Vauquelin, Psychotic Vegans, Abonland, Khoik, Mordonerea, The Endless Eventide, Herzliyya, Conteria, Logovets, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, Memenaide, Kamohoalii, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Olofin, The Lancerian Empire, Spades Atlantic, Prevaland, Crader, Nisastria, Aeolist, Nistriabar, Varola, Avastate, Unshleepd, Aeurithianar, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Schnuftelland, Dyrenell, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Xatin, A Ordem do Caos, Alyrria, Greater New America, Ivernary, Trance Empire, The True Frog, Eywaan, Astronomical, Arizona Zervas, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Greater Pittsburgh, Citrus Rutaceae, Keventle, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Gautania, Batatoland Empire, Zzozona, Termathe, Libertania Democratica, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, Kocherian, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Asoc lon, Dangine, Maynilan, Yalgora, Innocentic, Ihsan, Seanat, Simone Republic, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Aingard, Solcius, The Unicrons, Arichia, Hopsin, Maclare, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Madjack, New-El, Kragsgale, Principia Mathematica, Pokemanland, Xipher, Demo Troplenia, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Sisang, Illusia and Neverendia, Buckhem, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, U S Eh, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Heilhum Imperius, Harjad, Draconian Progression, R libanon, Neu-Galicia, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Lulubellia, Nouvelle-Floride, Outer Shenendoah, Jestings, Chips and Guac, Glanst, Elvoreto, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Navsland, Rozarus, Cosmosplosion, Hardscrabble, Magna Banitia, A Die, Sopernia, New Volta, Boston Castle, Sakusen, Jerzykowo, Republica Guilleana, Cereskia, Tringapore, New Ecronentia, Pytong, Religioncord, Lubi Islands, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Dai Nippon Yamato, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Kazoo Basin, Arloria, The Unified Missourtama States, Intion North, Ozstan, Venicea, OuterGalactic Federation of the Emu, Kelvaros Prime, Caffeinetopia, Sanghyeok, Cosamaloapan, PEG, Sevinland, Aoncarpa, WeKnow, AVALOHIA, and Imperial Pieserged.

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