|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Carefully Hidden Moonbase of Gnomewatchers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Gnomad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 22.115 billion Gnomes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomeria. The average income tax rate is 71.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Gnomeian economy, worth a remarkable 2,002 trillion crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 90,549 crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, the Gnomeian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gnomewatchers's national animal is the garden gnome, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gnomewatchers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Gnomewatchers, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
- : Following new legislation in Gnomewatchers, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Gnomewatchers, the Gnomeian war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners.
- : Following new legislation in Gnomewatchers, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them.
- : Following new legislation in Gnomewatchers, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Gnomad.
- : Gnomewatchers voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Republic of Goldenis.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Free Land of Interdimensional Zone.
- : Gnomewatchers was endorsed by The Principality of Sil Dorsett.
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