The United People's Herd of Goat Republic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eros Faelix Kazeno with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.064 billion Goatians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katsika. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Goatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,511 trillion Guldbocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 298,490 Guldbocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns, major internet servers have acquired citizenship, and oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goat Republic's national animal is the Goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Vast Personality Cult of the Leader.

Goat Republic is ranked 300,727^th in the world and 692^nd in 10000 Islands for Safest, scoring 7.3 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.