The Holy Theocracy of Goatentah is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Roberte Boberte Robertson with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, devout population of 4.532 billion Goatentahians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.9%.

The powerhouse Goatentahian economy, worth 427 trillion goats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,367 goats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the horniness of the great-horned goat is considered a national priority, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goatentah's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goatintisam.

Goatentah is ranked 18,342^nd in the world and 783^rd in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,281.95 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.