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The Commonwealth of Goblin Gang

“Aracade dislikes the late”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Goblin Gang

Population1.556 billion

CapitalArcadia
LeaderLiam de Ganarg
FaithGenengshigninism

CurrencyOobleck
AnimalLee

The Commonwealth of Goblin Gang is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Liam de Ganarg with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.556 billion Goblin Ganglians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Goblin Ganglianus economy, worth 181 trillion Ooblecks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,945 Ooblecks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation won three wars against Brancaland this weekend, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, nations across the world are quick to praise Liam de Ganarg's good looks and intellectual prowess, and foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goblin Gang's national animal is the Lee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Genengshigninism.

Goblin Gang is ranked 207,172nd in the world and 7,630th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -126.24 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 841stMost Influential: 1,260thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,958thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,599thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,463rdMost Authoritarian: 6,923rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,178thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,724thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,912thBest Weather: 8,384thMost Devout: 8,432ndMost Conservative: 9,241stLowest Crime Rates: 9,414thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,253rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,301stMost Beautiful Environments: 10,706thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,950thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,878thLargest Governments: 15,024thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 16,233rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,748thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,489thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,050th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 169th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 280th in the regionMost Devout: 357th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 363rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 377th in the regionMost Conservative: 428th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 430th in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 490th in the regionBest Weather: 491st in the regionMost Influential: 507th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 525th in the regionMost Extreme: 536th in the regionLargest Black Market: 573rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 580th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 604th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 666th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 699th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 727th in the regionLargest Governments: 764th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 779th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 897th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 928th in the region

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