The Syndicate of God Tere Norld is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph King with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.409 billion Norldians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazan. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,346 trillion Norldian Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 181,728 Norldian Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, and tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. God Tere Norld's national animal is the Rare Pepe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

God Tere Norld is ranked 6,810^th in the world and 5^th in CISB for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 56.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.