The Technate of God Tere Norld is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph Myers with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.895 billion Norldians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Istanbul. The average income tax rate is 44.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion Norldian Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,977 Norldian Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. God Tere Norld's national animal is the Rare Pepe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

God Tere Norld is ranked 242,584^th in the world and 37^th in CISB for Best Weather, with -152 Meters Of Sunlight.