by Max Barry

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The Commonwealth of Godbless770

“Unity, Discipline, Work”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Osiris



Population5.983 billion



The Commonwealth of Godbless770 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.983 billion Godbless770ians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of putos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Godbless770ian economy, worth 907 trillion pesos a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 151,702 pesos, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 666,231 per year while the poor average 21,719, a ratio of 30.7 to 1.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight, tabloids coo over Leader's expected child, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Godbless770's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Godbless770 is ranked 207,869th in the world and 7,492nd in Osiris for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -8.02 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 137thMost Ignorant Citizens: 385thMost Primitive: 875thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,396thTop
Best Weather: 3,063rdNicest Citizens: 3,763rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,794thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,843rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,983rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,210thMost Inclusive: 4,503rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,696thMost Pacifist: 4,708thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,865thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,226thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,762ndLargest Retail Industry: 5,979thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,130thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,414thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,654thHighest Average Incomes: 13,162ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,516thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,808thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,107thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,304thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,739thHighest Economic Output: 18,847thMost Stationary: 20,216thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,795th
Most Devout: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Primitive: 44th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 49th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 126th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 162nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 170th in the regionNicest Citizens: 171st in the regionMost Inclusive: 195th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 208th in the regionMost Pacifist: 227th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 228th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 231st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 243rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 245th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Stationary: 249th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 321st in the regionMost Influential: 375th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 453rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 574th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 598th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 602nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 655th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 671st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 703rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 714th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 730th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 761st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 767th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Godbless770, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Godbless770, tabloids coo over Leader's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Godbless770, a full moon at night lets economists sleep tight.
  • : Following new legislation in Godbless770, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity.
  • : Following new legislation in Godbless770, large sections of Godbless770 have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in Godbless770, it is said that a Godbless770ian woman's work is never done.
  • : Following new legislation in Godbless770, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic.
  • : Following new legislation in Godbless770, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water.
  • : Following new legislation in Godbless770, it's said that a Godbless770ian always pays his debts with significant compounding.
  • : Godbless770 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.