The Republic of Golachia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jonathan Golach with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.61 billion Golas enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goli. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Golachian economy, worth 280 trillion Golaches a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is 60,756 Golaches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, discarded pennies litter the streets, and the government has embraced apartheid. Crime is totally unknown. Golachia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Golachia is ranked 109,508^th in the world and 550^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.75 law-abiding acts per hour.