Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The Rejected Pacific
Population | 8.586 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Gold Dragonia is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.586 billion Dragons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Gold Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,096 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,233 Dragon Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them, the nation thirsts for new freedoms, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gold Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Gold Dragonia is ranked 40,656th in the world and 39th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,106.13138929768 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Gold Dragonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Gold Dragonia, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Gold Dragonia, the nation thirsts for new freedoms.
- : Following new legislation in Gold Dragonia, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in Gold Dragonia, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list.
- : Following new legislation in Gold Dragonia, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda.
- : Gold Dragonia was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Gold Dragonia, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in Gold Dragonia, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
- : Following new legislation in Gold Dragonia, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.