The Queendom of Golden gateway is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sophia valentine with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory vegetarianism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.591 billion Golden gatewayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fox's Den. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Golden gatewayian economy, worth a remarkable 2,134 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 248,494 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fox is one of the most popular forenames in Golden gateway, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golden gateway's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Community and State.

Golden gateway is ranked 329,201^st in the world and 386^th in Refugia for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -21.35 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.