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The Hateful Aberration of Goldenmouth

“The Almighty demands that all deviants be stoned!” Bloodlord Krovoprolitiye

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: The United Rogue Nations of Alteria

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Goldenmouth

Population9.071 billion

CapitalSoleil Amarna
LeaderBloodlord Krovoprolitiye
FaithAnimism

CurrencyAurum
AnimalLion

The Hateful Aberration of Goldenmouth is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bloodlord Krovoprolitiye with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.071 billion Satanists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soleil Amarna. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sadistic economy, worth a remarkable 2,325 trillion Aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,399 Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, it's best not to ask what goes into Soleil Amarna Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Goldenmouth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animism.

Goldenmouth is ranked 187,201st in the world and 4th in The United Rogue Nations of Alteria for Most Average, scoring 17.71 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19thMost Devout: 27thMost Primitive: 28thMost Ignorant Citizens: 32ndBest Weather: 190thMost Corrupt Governments: 341stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 389thMost Beautiful Environments: 428thLargest Black Market: 583rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 781stMost Subsidized Industry: 817thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,005thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,019thLowest Crime Rates: 1,091stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,343rdLargest Governments: 1,572ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,623rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,708thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 3,161stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,585thFattest Citizens: 4,102ndMost Authoritarian: 5,991stHighest Economic Output: 6,142ndMost Stationary: 9,880thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 10,998thMost Efficient Economies: 12,724thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,996thMost Influential: 16,635thMost Extreme: 18,879th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Goldenmouth's influence in The United Rogue Nations of Alteria fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldenmouth, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldenmouth, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldenmouth, it's best not to ask what goes into Soleil Amarna Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices.

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