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The Hateful Aberration of Goldenmouth

“The Almighty demands that all deviants be stoned!” Bloodlord Krovoprolitiye

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: The United Rogue Nations of Alteria

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Goldenmouth

Population7.467 billion

CapitalSoleil Amarna
LeaderBloodlord Krovoprolitiye
FaithAnimism

CurrencyAurum
AnimalLion

The Hateful Aberration of Goldenmouth is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bloodlord Krovoprolitiye with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.467 billion Satanists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Soleil Amarna. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sadistic economy, worth a remarkable 1,914 trillion Aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Basket Weaving and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 256,399 Aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities, it's best not to ask what goes into Soleil Amarna Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, and citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Goldenmouth's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Animism.

Goldenmouth is ranked 156,553rd in the world and 3rd in The United Rogue Nations of Alteria for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.23 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Top
1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18thMost Primitive: 21stMost Devout: 28thMost Ignorant Citizens: 29thBest Weather: 174thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 292ndMost Corrupt Governments: 305thMost Beautiful Environments: 393rdLargest Black Market: 417thMost Subsidized Industry: 623rdHighest Poor Incomes: 734thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 752ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 968thHighest Average Tax Rates: 980thLowest Crime Rates: 1,020thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,356thLargest Governments: 1,544thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 2,717thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,721stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,759thFattest Citizens: 4,164thMost Authoritarian: 5,325thMost Efficient Economies: 6,098thHighest Economic Output: 6,852ndTop
10%
Most Conservative: 10,261stMost Stationary: 10,935thMost Income Equality: 12,459thMost Extreme: 12,909thMost Influential: 14,270th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Goldenmouth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldenmouth, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldenmouth, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldenmouth, it's best not to ask what goes into Soleil Amarna Crispy Fried Tofu's secret blend of herbs and spices.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldenmouth, foreign militaries are taking a particular interest in the nation's abandoned borders and cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldenmouth, many Satanists twitch nervously at the sight of nuns.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldenmouth, screams of citizens being "re-educated" echo throughout the rural regions of Goldenmouth.
  • : Following new legislation in Goldenmouth, caroling is considered a public disturbance.

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