The Moderately Liberal Unitary Republic of Goobergunchia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kalden Hansen with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.476 billion Goobergunchians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goobergunch City. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Goobergunchian economy, worth a remarkable 3,742 trillion knugels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,798 knugels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no representation without taxation, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and artists are pillars of society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goobergunchia's national animal is the red-tailed hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Goobergunchia is ranked 427^th in the world and 12^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 46,997 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.